"Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle! The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995. That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years." -- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle Send this quote to a friend 1 "... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become successful without resorting to software testing..." -- Unknown, rec.humor.funny Send this quote to a friend 2 "7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a potato?" "Been there, done that" -- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia Send this quote to a friend 3 a) "Isn't the weather dreadful!" b) "No, thanks." c) "A beer, Charlie. Make it a cold one." d) "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that _your_ child? Please, have her back. Good day! I beg your...? Fuck you too, Madam." e) "Ateh! Malkuth! Ve Gevurah! Ve Gedulah! Le Olahm!!" f) "Please come back, little person! I only playing! Ha! Caught you! Oh. You leaking, person! Wake up! Why you all go sleep? No fun! You people so boring!" -- The Weirdness Test, http://www.math.grin.edu/~hamilton/text/weirdness.txt Send this quote to a friend 4 Which of the following phrases do you use most often? Send this quote to a friend 5
