"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!" -- Lyndall Holmes Send this quote to a friend 1 "Death is yellow and smells of vanilla." "Are you sure?" "I'd bet money on it." -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS) Send this quote to a friend 2 "A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've ever been in...'" -- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny Send this quote to a friend 3 "Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?" "Because we use vi, son. They use emacs." -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia Send this quote to a friend 4 The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > O! Are a sea ell ee? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Aye, de eye owe tea. -- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle Send this quote to a friend 5
