A girl attending Bryn Mawr Committed a dreadful faux pas. She loosened a stay In her decollete, Exposing her je-ne-sais-quoi Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young man of Manhasset Whose life seemed excessively placid. One day, just for fun, He raped an old nun, And filled up her crevice with acid. Send this poem to a friend 2 A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, Told her Auntie Louise That her cunt smelled like cheese, And the worst of it was that it did! Send this poem to a friend 3 An innocent boy in Lapland Was told that friggin' was grand. But at his first trial He said with a smile, "I've had the same feeling by hand." Send this poem to a friend 4 A certain professor named Yarrow Had trouble seducing a sparrow. When he'd given up hopin' He pried her jaws open, And filled up her bill with his marrow. Send this poem to a friend 5
