Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, everybody was stoned, even a mouse. The stockings were stuffed with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. The children were wrestling quietly in bed, with sexy visions of masterbating in their heads. All of sudden there came such a clatter, I jumped off my wife's back to see what was the matter. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, from the sound of the crash i knew the fat motherfucker fell. He snapped to his feet in a sudden flash, he forgot to cover the crack of his ass. He showed me the bird from his stubby little hands, then he whipped out his box of sex toys and giant rubber bands. All were thrown on the Tree at the same time, He jumped with the fucking clock chimed. He flew up the chimney just as fast as he came down, I could tell he was some kind of professional clown. He whipped dasher, dancer, and prancer, and vixon, He kicked comit, cupid, donder and blitzen. He shrieked loudly into the pale midnight, Piss on all of you, and have a hell of a night! Sent by Rob Send this poem to a friend 1 Seven wise men with knoweldge so fine, Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart and with, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, Using a hammer and chissel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, With a piece of red velvet, he lines it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell, He threw in a fish, and gave it a smell. Next came a pretcher whose name was McGee, Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a biker, dirty little nut, Sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt. Sent by Christine Send this poem to a friend 2 THERE ONCE WAS A RULER CALLED "SLICK" THAT COULD'NT TAKE CONTROL OF HIS DICK HIS LIFE BECAME A MESS BECAUSE OF A DRESS AND THE BUS FULL OF INTERNS TAKE SICK. Sent by Matthew Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young lady called Dawn Who wished she had never been born. She wouldn't have been If her father had seen That the end of his rubber was torn. Sent by Charles Send this poem to a friend 4 In the begging there were two leaves one covered Adam's and one covered Eve's then one day those leaves blew away then in the wind Adam's thing started to sway then in amazement as he stood there he noticed Eve's treasure all covered with hair then to Eve's wondering eyes Adam's thing started to rise so they went at it and at it for days on end its amazing how many ways people can bend Sent by Bubba Send this poem to a friend 5
