There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance. The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conductor. The driver shot off in his pants. Send this poem to a friend 1 The ancient orthographer, Chisholm. Caused a lexicographical schism When he asked to know whether "Twere known which was better To use "g" or "j" to spell "jism." Send this poem to a friend 2 There once was a lady from Salem Who used to take cocks and inhale 'em. The fruits of these feats: Pubic hairs from her teeth Were saved until Fall when she'd bale 'em. Send this poem to a friend 3 Peter, first Duke of Orange Was limited to a miserable four-inch, But technique in a keyhole Developed his P-hole "Til at last it got caught in the door-hinge. Send this poem to a friend 4 There was an old harlot of Wick Who was sucking a coal-heaver's prick. She said, "I don't mind The coal dust and grime, But the smell of your balls makes me sick." Send this poem to a friend 5
