Netting a catch =============== I met her on the Internet, she said her name was Kiki, I spoke to her one Saturday, it soon became twice weekly. I liked her face, her pointed chin, the way she touched her hair, I loved her smile and glinting eyes, and all beyond in there I longed to meet her desperately, but only could I dream, of seeing her in the flesh and not just on the screen I booked my flight and flew for hours, I was feeling so elated but finally, when we met her face looked devastated Why was this? I could not think. Of course, I should have told her I'm really only 4 feet tall, and my head's a lot more balder. It always seemed too good for real, the honeymoon was over, I reluctantly went home again, and wept as I flew over and soon enough , I did groan, the relationship had ended she broke my heart the wretched bitch, and still it hasn't mended there is a happy ending though, for after I lost Kiki, I fell in love with Annabel who doesn't find me geeky Anna is a lovely sight, she makes me warm inside I have to blow her up, you see cause she's my latex bride Sent by Dan Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young man from Bengal, Who had an hexagonal ball, The cube of it's weight, Was his penis times eight, Which in fact is Pi times fuck all! Sent by Doug Send this poem to a friend 2 Part 9 of 12 One day he was dared to perform The William Tell Overture Storm, But naught could dishearten Our spirited Spartan, For his fart was in wonderful form. Send this poem to a friend 3 There once was a woman from York Who used to eat shit with a fork. Her son said, "You goon, You eat shit with a spoon. It`s pork that you eat with a fork." Send this poem to a friend 4 There once was a man from Kartomb Who was exceedingly fond of the womb. He thought nothing finer Than the human vagina, So he kept three of four in his room Send this poem to a friend 5
