Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? 

     To knock the penises off the smart ones. 



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The seven kinds of passionate women 

   1.The Optimist 
     - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 

   2.The Pessimist 
     - "No! No! No!" 

   3.The Confused 
     - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!" 

   4.The Asthmatic 
     - written rendition of gasping 

   5.The Sprinter 
     - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!" 

   6.The Religious 
     - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! 

   7.The Mathematician 
     - "More! More! More! More! 



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Why did God create man first? 

     So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.



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Science alert

Scientists have just discovered something that can
do the work of five men: a woman. 



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There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.
They'd be wrong, but you could still use them. 



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