Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with
   Monica Lewinsky?
   Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of
   the the sweetest interns I've ever had.




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If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton
   doing the same?




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In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward
   and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to
   write a new book about the scandal. Working title: "All the
   President's Women."




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Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in
   2000"




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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next
   to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he
   notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her
   about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual
   statistics. It identifies that American Indialns have the longest
   average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the
   way my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto
   Kowalski, nice to meet you."




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