Allen was in a store that was playing Steve Miller's "Jet Liner". He said there was some kid next to him that had the lyrics completely screwed up and was singing, "Big Old Rat Had A Light On . . ." Send this story to a friend 1 Heather works with a Russian gent who is trying to learn the idiomatic phrases of English. At the end of the workday another worker always comes in the office and asks if there's anything they can do for us before they leave. A girl jokingly said once, "Yeah, you can go to the bathroom for me." The next day, the Russian gent (trying to fit in) decided to answer "can we do something for you before we leave?" and he said, "Yes, take my dick to the bathroom." Send this story to a friend 2 Harlan says there's a Judi who works at his place: Our receptionist, (yes, she is a blonde), often takes orders to call out for pizza on nights we work late. One night, after placing an order for two pizza's from around the corner, we asked her how long it would be. She said she was told 40 minutes. When we commented to her that we thought that was a long time, she responded "that seems about right, it takes 20 minutes to cook a pizza and we ordered 2 of them". Send this story to a friend 3
