Starting off with Edward who works at a Wal-Mart. One day an older gent asked him, "Where are Depends?" I took him over to the adult incontinence under- garments and then his face turned red with embarassment. "No," he said, and took an ink pen out of his pocket. "I want da pens." Send this story to a friend 1 Alan tells me about his son and his son's new under- wear with superheroes on it. One morning he comes running into the bedroom, grabs the front of his pants and annouces proudly, "Ive got Superman in my pants, Daddy. What have you got in yours?" Before checking, I turned to my wife, "Well, how should I answer him?" She was too busy laughing. Send this story to a friend 2 Greg tells me about his sister-in-law (yet another gorgeous blonde): We were playing Trivial Pursuit on night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature" Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it? She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off". Send this story to a friend 3
