When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, one patron shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!" Send this story to a friend 1 I had to go through a needle location biopsy recently. This involves putting a 6 inch needle through a most sensitive part of a woman's anatomy. I had to sit there alone with this thing pierced through my anatomy and I wondered, "Is this how a whale feels?" It occured to me, "I'm big, I'm white, I'm gay, and I have been harpooned! That must make me Moby Dyke!" My friends now call me "MD". Send this story to a friend 2 State Trooper on the NYS Thruway (I90) gave me a ticket the other day. Speeding? No. I was driving in the Granny lane (slow) and the Trooper pulled up beside me. I hit a pheasent that stepped into the road from the shoulder. Flew across the lane, hit the Trooper's windshield and broke it. The Trooper gave me the ticket for flipping him the bird. Send this story to a friend 3
