Before I left army basic training in Louisiana, for my
next duty station in Texas, my drill sergeant asked me:
"Son, you know how to find Texas?"
I said "I'm not sure, drill sergeant."
"Well" he says, "you go west till you smell shit."
"Thats Oklahoma"
"Then you turn south 'til you step in it."
"That's Texas."



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Finally, Edward tells me about the article concerning the
Pennsylvania Governor's committee to examine violence. The paper 
reported Governor Ridge was especially pleased to annouce that he 
was nominating a "victim of a homicide" to that committee.  Bet 
*that* person won't have much to say.





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Nancy told me about her friend Joy's annual gynecology exam.
While the doctor was "doing his thing", he looks over at her chart 
and says, "Hmmm, I see you had your tonsils out...."  She was 
surprised that the doctor could tell *that* from where he was 
sitting . . .



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