Before I left army basic training in Louisiana, for my next duty station in Texas, my drill sergeant asked me: "Son, you know how to find Texas?" I said "I'm not sure, drill sergeant." "Well" he says, "you go west till you smell shit." "Thats Oklahoma" "Then you turn south 'til you step in it." "That's Texas." Send this story to a friend 1 Finally, Edward tells me about the article concerning the Pennsylvania Governor's committee to examine violence. The paper reported Governor Ridge was especially pleased to annouce that he was nominating a "victim of a homicide" to that committee. Bet *that* person won't have much to say. Send this story to a friend 2 Nancy told me about her friend Joy's annual gynecology exam. While the doctor was "doing his thing", he looks over at her chart and says, "Hmmm, I see you had your tonsils out...." She was surprised that the doctor could tell *that* from where he was sitting . . . Send this story to a friend 3
