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"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag." -- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0
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"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour." -- Bruce Murphy
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"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?" -- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital
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"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab." -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0
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"There are no depths to which I will not sink." -- Lynn Howard
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