"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then." -- John Woods, jfw@proteon.com Send this quote to a friend 1 "It's a smoker's joke." "What's a smoker's joke?" "Cancer." -- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham Send this quote to a friend 2 "Joy! Rapture!" "Gourmet seat coverings!" -- me, Alasdair Send this quote to a friend 3 "Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are studying your every move?" "No." "Me neither." -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert Send this quote to a friend 4 "Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy enough. You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it." -- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery Send this quote to a friend 5
