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"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..." -- David Helfgott, "Shine"
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"Having now got the hang of this intercom thing, I am now going to use it to bugger people mercilessly." -- Simon (freudian perhaps?)
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"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal bell." -- The Far Side
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"[Do you hate people?]" "Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely." "[Why?]" "Ignorance." -- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead singer of Tool)
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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you." -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one. I don't care what you think =))
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