"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
                        -- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White




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"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
                        -- from the sig of Malcom Herbert




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"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"




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"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
 qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
                        -- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director




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"... and call off Christmas!"
                        -- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham,
                                "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"




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