"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
 with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
                        -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"




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"This is your brain on IDE..."
                        -- me




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"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
 ya got??'"
                        -- Henry Rollins




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"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
 system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project.  Easily
 cured by UNIX.  See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
                        -- David Vicker




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"Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing
 technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of
 three-ring binders."
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
"Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?"
                        -- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy




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