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"I think my favourite word at the moment is 'sphincter'. People have been using it a lot lately and it's starting to grow on me." -- Karen Peisley
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"But _all_ OS's _do_ suck. VMS sucks. Solaris sucks. SunOS sucks. MS-DOS doesn't qualify. Ultrix/OSF1/Digital Unix/Whatever it is this week sucks. HP/UX sucks. Dynix sucks. Esix sucks. CTIX sucks. Coherent sucks. SCO sucks. Xenix also doesn't qualify. Unicos sucks. MVS sucks. VM sucks. CMS sucks. NOS sucked. CP/M sucks..." [some more additions from other people] "TOPS-20 didn't suck bad enough, so it had to be destroyed." -- miscellaneous rambling on alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?" -- christina on #heathers
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"Well bugger me." "With pleasure." -- Karen Peisley, Andrew Rutherford
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"rock em sock em discuss their differences over cappucino robots" -- topic from #heathers
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