"The male body is aerodynamic..." "Yeah, it's got a keel." "So what does that make a female? A catamaran?" -- Amy, me, Heath Copeland Send this quote to a friend 1 "Benno, I can't handle you not wearing all black. Go home and change." -- Adrian Send this quote to a friend 2 "It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis stuck up there." "Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..." -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen Send this quote to a friend 3 "... what in the fExoning hExonll..." -- One for the CDAers =) Scott Keszler in alt.sysadmin.recovery Send this quote to a friend 4 "I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like 'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)" -- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in alt.humor.best-of-usenet) Send this quote to a friend 5
