"Historical Landmark #9678023 Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another name for the Apple Menu." -- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc Send this quote to a friend 1 "Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless" -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery Send this quote to a friend 2 "You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..." -- Sarah O'Brien Send this quote to a friend 3 "I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..." -- Adrian Send this quote to a friend 4 "It smells like a technicolour yawn..." "Tastes like it too." -- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it Send this quote to a friend 5
