"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." -- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery Send this quote to a friend 1 "Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me." -- Ruth Hopping Send this quote to a friend 2 "Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before." -- fortune Send this quote to a friend 3 "I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow." -- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.) Send this quote to a friend 4 "no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)" "what is he waiting on?" "the floor" "Oh. Its a slow floor. He'll be waiting a while." "yeah... but Godot should be here soon" -- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory Send this quote to a friend 5