"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?" -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery Send this quote to a friend 1 "As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement) of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product." -- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery Send this quote to a friend 2 "spot spot spot HELP" -- Supermoo Send this quote to a friend 3 "In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls technical support." -- rone@netcom.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery Send this quote to a friend 4 "I almost stepped on your dog last night." "Where was it?" "Under my foot." -- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela Send this quote to a friend 5