"Still not getting any." -- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled "July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton Send this quote to a friend 1 "You have to take a lighter approach now. Jumping up on a table in a busy restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away." -- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes) Send this quote to a friend 2 "My dad was always really protective of his tools...well, not THAT tool... O.K., so he was pretty protective of that one too, but I'm talking about the tools that you make stuff with...well, sure, I suppose he DID make _me_ with that particular one, but...OH NEVERMIND. My dad always told me that if some alien came around trying to borrow my phillips screwdriver that I should just stab him/her/it/them with it." -- Lt. Wilkes, my role model Send this quote to a friend 3 "I can't get it in." -- Janet Send this quote to a friend 4 "I don't care where you take me, just take me..." -- Angela (yet again) Send this quote to a friend 5
