A near-sighted chap named Coulter Led a glamorous gal to the altar. Quite lovely he thought her Till some strong soap and hot water Made her look like the rock of Gibraltar. Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young girl of Spitzbergen Where people all thought her a virgin Till they found her in bed With her quim very red And the head of a kid just emerging Send this poem to a friend 2 There was an old spinster of Tyre Who bellowed, "MY CUNT IS ON FIRE!" So a fireman was found, Brought his engine around And extinguished her burning desire Send this poem to a friend 3 A young trapeze artist named Bract, Is faced by a very sad fact. Imagine his pain, When again and again, He catches his wife in the act. Send this poem to a friend 4 In the shade of an old apple tree, Where between her fat legs, I could see A little brown spot With the hair in a knot And it certainly looked good to me Send this poem to a friend 5
