When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells. Send this joke to a friend 1 It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way. "And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home. "Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog." Send this joke to a friend 2 Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach. One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!" Send this joke to a friend 3 A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there" About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there" The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartender asks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each cheek, go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!" Send this joke to a friend 4 What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate Send this joke to a friend 5
