A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few 
drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.
They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly 
she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at 
the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible -- 
best sex he'd ever had.
He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with 
her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the 
emergency room.
A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think 
her orgasm's stuck!" 



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Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars 
between them, but they had built up a computer business with 
sales in the millions. Their company employed over two 
hundred people, and the two executives lived like princes.

Almost overnight, things changed. Sales dropped sharply, 
former customers disappeared, and the business failed. Weill 
and Mahoney blamed each other for the troubles, and they 
parted on unfriendly terms. 

Five years later, Weill drove up to a decrepit diner and stopped 
for a cup of coffee. As he was wiping some crumbs from the 
table, a waiter approached. Weill looked up and gasped.

"Mahoney!" he said, shaking his head. "It's a terrible thing, 
seeing you working as a waiter in a place like this."

"Yeah," Mahoney said, curling his lip. "But I don't eat here."



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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called 
into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of 
this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you 
told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this 
is the first job you've ever held."

"Well," the young man replied "in your advertisement you said 
you wanted somebody with imagination."



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Jon starts working in a lumber camp.  The boss says, "We 
work twelve hours a day, we eat two meals a day, lights out at 
ten-thirty, and you can put your dick in the barrel over there for 
a blow job any day but Thursday."

Jon says, "Why not Thursday?"

The boss says, "Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel."



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How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? 

     Mace... 



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