What is the first symptom of AIDs? A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass. Send this joke to a friend 1 What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman. Send this joke to a friend 2 The boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?" The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around a crotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a 'pussy', everything outside the circle is a 'cunt'" Send this joke to a friend 3 Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister." "Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all." Send this joke to a friend 4 The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and was aproached by his assistant. "Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortitian. "Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-old blond came in last night. Dead of course" "What was the cause of death", enquired the mortition. "I'm not sure",replied the assistant. "But she's got a Prawn stuck up her cunt!" "Are you sure?", said the Mortitian. "Yes, come and have a look for yourself" ,said the assistant opening the body bag. The mortitian closely examined the beautifuly trimmed snatch. "That's not a prawn you stupid wanker", he responded, "That's her clitoris" "Are you sure?", said the assisitant, "'Cuz it certainly tasted like a prawn". Send this joke to a friend 5
