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BABY CHICKEN A 50 year old woman was brought into a New York emergency room complaining of abdominal pains. During an examination, doctors found that the woman's labia were pinned together with old safety pins. Further inside, they found the dismembered body of a chicken. The woman explained that she inserted the chicken pieces, convinced that they would grow into a baby.
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The letter from the Air Force colonel in charge of safety said that rocket boosters weighing more than 300,000 pounds "have an explosive force upon surface impact that is sufficient to exceed the accepted overpressure threshhold of physiological damage for exposed personnel." In other words, if a 300,000-pound booster rocket falls on someone, he or she will die.
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The funniest thing I ever did was when I was borrowing my Dads car and I had to get gas. My Dad had a bad accident a few years back and he had both ankles surgically redone. So his car has handicap plates and I guess they have some rule that you have to give them full service at self serve pumps. The attendent came out and I waved him off without looking up from the nozzle. He tried to figure out why I had handicap plates so I thought it was a good time for a trick. I went to give him the money and I kept on bumping into things like the pump and when I went to give him the money I felt each individual bill and did the same when he gave me change. The whole time I spoke to him I staired into space( btw I was wearing dark sunglasses) . I walked out of the station running into everything and bumping my head when I got into my car. The attendent asked me, "How do you drive." I replied with, "What do you mean?" He answered with, "Are'nt you partially blind?" I ended with "No I am completely blind, I am driving a specially equiped car." I then sped away driving over the curb. In the rear view mirror I saw a station attendent with his jaw on the floor.
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