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Di's hairdresser friend caught her husband fooling around with a customer and promptly kicked him out. A few days later, she received a call from the woman whom her husband had been fooling around with. The woman said, "I know this is a difficult situation, but does this mean you won't still cut my hair?"
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Doc and his wife were splitting up the debts and assets. The main asset, of course, was the house. My ex's truly serious suggestion: "Since the house payment is a little more than the credit card payments, I'll do you a favor and take the house and the house payment and you can take the credit card debt."
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After my recent breakup and the hell I went through, I quickly dropped a few pounds. Not quite Ally-McBeal- thin but close. I ran into a friend of mine who was surprised at the quick change and commented, "Damn, you've lost a lot of weight". My response to him, "Yep, lost 220 pounds of fat German bastard".
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