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When Linda was moving out of her place, she'd found a bag of marijuana seeds in the dresser drawer. She tossed 'em out into the raised vegetable beds. "A few months later, a friend called me and told me that my ex had been busted by the cops for growing pot in the back yard!"
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Richard said he had a hat that says, "For sale- Ex Wife. Take over payments."
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Karen was telling me that her to-be-ex, a police officer, asked the judge to please remind her to re-register a gun he'd given her in her name. "You see, your honor, to buy it, I had to register it in my name." The judge said, "Why's this so impor- tant?" "Because, Your Honor, I don't want to be shot with 'my own gun'." The judge had to hold a piece of paper in front of his face to hide his laughter.
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