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When my husband and I were living in Memphis we ordered Duck Breast from the local 5 star restaurant. I like my duck cooked rare, so I inquired, 'would that be rare duck?' The waiter replied, 'No, it's just a regular old duck -- local, I think.'
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I'd locked myself out of my car. I watched the locksmith work with that wire that slides under the window and then pushes up the lock. I asked him, 'that goes under the window, huh? What do you do if the window is down?' I swear, sometimes I embarrass myself.
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Rachel's blonde roommate had to make an emergency phone call to home and her pre-paid calling card had expired. "I suggested she call collect. She picked up the phone, looked at me bewildered, and asked, 'What's the number to 1-800- COLLECT?'"
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