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Do you ever wonder...
if you see a turtle on the side of the road with no
shell, is the turtle naked or homeless?
and since when you receive an item from ups and/or
fedex the item you receive is packed in foam, well...
when you send foam to someone or receive it what do they
pack it in???
and do flowers smell us???
Sent by Nichole
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A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally
zoned when he ran," according to his wife,
accidentally jogged off of a 200-foot-high cliff on his
daily run.
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When we were looking to buy property I had this over zealous
realtor show us what can only be described as a totally worn-
out old farm. I mean the land had just been worked to death.
The weeds were hardly even growing.
The smiling super salesman said, "Now really, all this land
needs is a little water, a nice cool breeze and some good
people."
I replied, "Yeah, I agree, but couldn't the same be said of Hell?"
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