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One guy was trying to fix a blocked pipe under the sink. He disconnected the pipe and put a bucket under the basin to catch all of the water. While he was working, he realized the bucket was getting full so he took the bucket and emptied back in the sink again
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This one lady was telling the judge how her husband was abusive to her on several occasions and how fearful she was for her life. She was seeking a restraining order. The judge granted the order. The bailiff asked if she needed an escort to her car, since her husband was in the courtroom with her. She said, 'No, he's my ride home.'
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Four elderly ladies were driving in a car. One of the ladies in the car, Rosa, had a heavy hispanic accent. "As we drove thru the industrial area, Rosa said, 'Hey, that's where they make the Huge Measles!' We all looked at each other, confused, for a moment before we realized we were going past the 'Hughes Missle' plant."
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