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Presenter (to palaeontologist):"So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say,an elephant?" Expert: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth. Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?" Expert: "Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks." (GLR)
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PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS The only two presidents to have the letters from the word "criminal" in their full names are, not surprisingly, Richard Milhous Nixon and William Jefferson Clinton.
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A while back there was a "true" story (urban legend) about a guy who was interrupted by the doorbell. Upon opening the door he found some religious nuts who were very annoying. As he was in the middle of preparing dinner, he'd gone to the door with a very large knife in his hand. At some point, he called out to his friends asking if they'd gotten virgin ready for the sacrifice. At this point, the callers fled from the home, never to return again.
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