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This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard over the tower radio: Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such< beacon". Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that beacon!" (brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
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Warning label on Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
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Real Ad: Ad seen in the The New York Times last week... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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