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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right
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Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. -- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic''
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Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic''
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Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -- God, ``Homer the Heretic''
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