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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death
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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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