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"... It's easy if you try."
- Lennon
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
- Marx
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Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
- Lazarus Long
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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
- Lazarus Long
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Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
- Sam Levenson
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