| Archives | Lists | Random | Register | Tell Joke | Links | About |
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
"The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for
punching out another woman in a bar fight...Quite
frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find
one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace."
- Jay Leno
Send this quote to a friend
1
Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.
- Gilligan's Island
Send this quote to a friend
2
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
- Lazarus Long
Send this quote to a friend
3
It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
- Lazarus Long
Send this quote to a friend
4
The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due
to unforeseen circumstances.
Send this quote to a friend
5
| Today's Jokes Today's Stories Today's Poems |
| Jump to |