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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill
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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
- Dave Barry
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One more drink and I'd be under the host.
- Parker
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So, you don't like jail?
Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
- Charles Bukowski
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Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
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