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If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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Amputation with a blunt instrument is seldom pleasant.
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Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in America whose bologna really did have a first name?
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