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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
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Antique is just another word for second-hand.
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When there's a will, I want to be in it!
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"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me, has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer." - O.J. Simpson
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