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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.
- Lazarus Long
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects
- Lazarus Long
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I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage --
no matter how ugly and disgusting it gets.
- Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
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It's not hard to tell we was poor --
when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
- George Lindsey
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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Edison
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