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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women,
sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex
is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can
be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are
like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have
to be exactly right for it to occur.
- Jerry Seinfeld
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If the President were a woman, this scandal never
would have happened, because women
always keep a box of kleenex on their desks.
- Patrice North-Rudin
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Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass.
- Alisa Meadows
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According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.
- Conan O'Brien
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Everybody lies about sex.
- Lazarus Long
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