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"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"
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"Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told"
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"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
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"Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"
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"My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!"
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