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Reality is only just a word.
- Harry Chapin
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Mind your own business, Spock.
I'm sick of your half breed interference.
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"
- Jimmy Buffett
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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.
- Albert Einstein
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