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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
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"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools."
- Will Gillespie
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- Mork, Mork and Mindy
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"Resist much.
Obey little."
- Walt Whitman
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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.
- Ruth Gordon
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