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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
- Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977
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Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy
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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
- Linda Ellerbee
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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
- Baroness Edith Summerskill
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"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
- Marie Corelli
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