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Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
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Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
- Erma Bombeck
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Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love
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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
- Salvor Hardin, Foundation
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