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Virginity can be cured.
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Girls, just to let you know... if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
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You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.
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Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. - Woodrow Wilson
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Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" - Rita Rudner
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